LAS VEGAS, NV – The showdown of the century is scheduled for this Friday night featuring Bobby Tyson and Doctor Oz. The battle was scheduled after public health messaging this … Read more
DES MOINES, IA — Across the country, Americans arrived at work dressed in red to honor heart health, cardiovascular awareness, and the idea that intentions alone carry measurable benefits. Offices … Read more
BAR HARBOR, MAINE: Scientists have confirmed, again, that a vaccine prevents cervical cancer, at which point a nearby vaccine denier immediately lost composure, coherence, and several long-held talking points. The … Read more
WASHINGTON DC – In a press briefing that felt nostalgic, Chair of the CDC’s vaccine advisory committee Dr. Kirk Milhoan reportedly unveiled a bold vision for the future of public … Read more
NEW YORK, NY – The CDC released its updated recommendations this week and the Darwin Awards committee responded the only way it could: by opening a second spreadsheet, ordering extra … Read more
MCMURDO STATION, ANTARTICA: Federal wellness officials confirmed this week that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. traveled south for what aides described as “the ultimate cold plunge” and what the National Science … Read more
WASHINGTON DC: In a surprise announcement that stunned both science and common sense, Health Secretary RFK Jr. revealed a bold new healthcare strategy: doctors should try to keep people out of the hospital.
SUN VALLEY, CA – America’s newest wellness strategy is sweeping the nation this week, impressing citizens, confusing clinicians, and finally bringing clarity to preventive medicine with a simple, inspiring message … Read more
WASHINGTON DC – The Department of Health and Human Services announced this week that whole milk is officially “back,” with Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. unveiling a new national strategy … Read more